Let me tell you the unbelievable story of
Little Purple Riding Hood.
Little Purple Riding Hood was a beautiful girl in the village indeed, but she wanted more, she wanted to be the most beautiful girl in the world. In fact she believed that she
was the most beautiful girl in the world.
When anyone praised her little purple cap, she would say she had bought it in one of the most fashionable shops.
Little Purple Riding Hood's mother baked some cakes and asked her to take them to her grandmother. "Do not go through the wood," she said. Despite her mothers' advise, she decides to go through the wood nonetheless. The wolf would not dare touch her...
As you know, she did meet the wolf and the following conversation ensued.
"Good day, little girl, " said the wolf.
"Pardon?" said an irritated
Little Purple Riding Hood. "I am
Little Purple Riding Hood and I am not just any little girl! I'm the most beautiful girl in the world."
"Yes, of course, I know." said the wolf.
"Well, " she replied, "if you knew, why didn't you say it?"
The big bad wolf was a bit unsettled and excused himself. They sat down and
Little Purple Riding Hood made sure that the penetrating sunrays caught her best profile. The wolf was surely enraptured, she thought.